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Friday 14 June 2013

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A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.
C. S. Lewis
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
George Bernard Shaw
The Hebrews have done more to civilize men than any other nation. If I were an atheist, and believed blind eternal fate, I should still believe that fate had ordained the Jews to be the most essential instrument for civilizing the nations.
John Adams
A man cannot become an atheist merely by wishing it.
Napoleon Bonaparte
To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny.
Joseph Addison
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
He was an embittered atheist, the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.
George Orwell
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist.
Jean-Paul Sartre
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
Quentin Crisp
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
Stephen Colbert
Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.
Samuel Butler
I'm an atheist, but I'm very relaxed about it. I don't preach my atheism, but I have a huge amount of respect for people like Richard Dawkins who do.
Daniel Radcliffe
I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.
Ursula K. Le Guin
If only I wasn't an atheist, I could get away with anything. You'd just ask for forgiveness and then you'd be forgiven. It sounds much better than having to live with guilt.
Keira Knightley
An atheist may be simply one whose faith and love are concentrated on the impersonal aspects of God.
Simone Weil
Not one man in a thousand has the strength of mind or the goodness of heart to be an atheist.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I think being an atheist is something you are, not something you do.
Christopher Hitchens The easiest way to get a reputation is to go outside the fold, shout around for a few years as a violent atheist or a dangerous radical, and then crawl back to the shelter.
F. Scott Fitzgerald An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
James Buchan You happen to be talking to an agnostic. You know what an agnostic is? A cowardly atheist.
Studs Terkel
It's surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends.
Christopher Hitchens
I belong to a gospel choir. They know I am an atheist but they are very tolerant.
Brian Eno
I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.
Jack Black
A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were.
Jean de la Bruyere