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Tuesday 11 June 2013

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I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
Henry David Thoreau
As athletes, we're used to reacting quickly. Here, it's 'come, stop, come, stop.' There's a lot of downtime. That's the toughest part of the day.
Michael Jordan
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.
Dan Gable
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
George Orwell
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
Vince Lombardi
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
George Bernard Shaw
You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.
Michael Phelps
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Mike Tyson
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Satchel Paige
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Darrin Weinberg
Some people think football is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
Bill Shankly
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very un-orderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Bill Veeck
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer