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Eating my words has never given me indigestion. - Winston Churchill
There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill
Do stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you! - Winston Churchill
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to men, cats look down on them, but pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Madam, all babies look like like me. - Winston Churchill
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. - Winston Churchill
If the present tries to sit in judgement of the past it will lose the future. - Winston Churchill
I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. - Winston Churchill
I realised that I should be on my best behaviour - punctual, subdued, reserved - in short, display all the qualities with which I am least endowed. - Winston Churchill
I am easily satisfied with the best. - Winston Churchill
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril. - Winston Churchill
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. - Winston Churchill
The inherent vice of capitalism is the uneven division of blessings, while the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal division of misery. - Winston Churchill
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. - Winston Churchill
It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
If you are going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
It would be a great reform in politics if wisdom could be made to spread as easily and rapidly as folly. - Winston Churchill
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last few years to have breakfast together but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. - Winston Churchill
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill
The worst quarrels only arise when both sides are equally in the right and and in wrong. - Winston Churchill
Criticism is easy; achievement is difficult. - Winston Churchill
Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice. - Winston Churchill
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact if anything, I am a prod. - Winston Churchill
It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right. - Winston Churchill
Difficulties mastered are opportunities won. - Winston Churchill
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb. - Winston Churchill
You will never get to the end of the journey if you stop to shy a stone at every dog that barks. - Winston Churchill
A nation that forgets its past has no future. - Winston Churchill
Never stand so high upon a principle that you cannot lower it to suit the circumstances. - Winston Churchill
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. - Winston Churchill
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day. - Winston Churchill
I always manage somehow to adjust to any new level of luxury without whimper or complaint. It is one of my more winning traits. - Winston Churchill
It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required. - Winston Churchill
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill
Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed. - Winston Churchill